Oct 27, 2007

The equal opportunity offender.

I often make my way over to Al Goldstein’s blog. I remember when Midnight Blue used to air on Manhattan’s Channel J and Al used to have a regular feature where he would send out a hearty f**k you to someone. Midnight Blue certainly appealed to my more prurient interests but it was entertaining beyond that level mainly because of Al. The man had a no-nonsense, in-your-face style that you wound up either loving or hating.

To me, there was something about Al’s attitude that was quintessentially New York...

New York, the kind of frenetic-paced place where everyone is in a rush and you can just as easily curse a stranger one second and show incredible kindness to another stranger the next.

Certainly there is no question Al’s attitudes harken back to an age before political correctness but, in his defense he holds himself to the same offensive diatribes, insults and slurs as the people he targets. Maybe people don’t say these things anymore but, does that really stop them from thinking it?

Serving for two years in the Army gave me the chance to protect this country and now I am allowed to go to the VA for depression medicine and little things like shaving my pubes, which makes my cock look huge, brighten my day.

Allow me to elucidate on why we are safe. We are safe from treacherous words. Words are dangerous and that is why politicians, media powermongers and religious fanatics are limiting them...

...I will joke about anyone and anyone can make fun of me.
Evil jokes.

I just got this drawing emailed to me the other day - it’s a deliciously sinister in-joke.

Oct 25, 2007

Video Vault Thursdays!

This one is also an oldie but a goodie. Just a bunch of guys who got together one day and decided they liked playing together, they wrote a few songs and put out an album but what an album it was!


Initially starting at a meal between Roy Orbison, George Harrison, and Jeff Lynne, they got together at Bob Dylan’s studio (Santa Monica, California) to record an additional track as a B-side for the single release of Harrison’s “This Is Love.” Tom Petty’s involvement was by chance as Harrison had left his guitar at Petty’s house. The song they came up with was “Handle with Care.” However, the record company immediately realized it was too good to be released as a single “filler.”

The thing I really love about this is how they paid tribute to Roy Orbison, hard to believe there are only three surviving Wilburys now. My understanding is it was really hard to come by these albums until they were recently rereleased:

In the late 90s and early 2000s, the two Traveling Wilburys albums had limited availability and were out of print in most territories. Harrison, as primary holder of the rights, did not reissue them prior to his death. In June 2007, the two albums were reissued as a two CD and one DVD set, originally announced by Tom Petty on his XM radio show and in the February 2007 edition of Q Magazine in an interview with Jeff Lynne.

Oct 24, 2007

I like Apple but...

Is there any reason that each and every time I install an upgrade something goes batfuggy! I installed some upgrades and now iTunes and iPhoto are just crapping out every time I try launching them - Quicktime seems f**ked too. Funny as it may sound, I do not want to upgrade hardware unless it is absolutely necessary and I am getting really tired with updates that cause more problems than they seem to fix!
Gaining some perspective.

Housewife: To be happy, it’s important to like your neighbors and for them to like you. So think how really important it is for the whole world to like and respect the President of the United States. No American has ever won greater respect for our country than President Eisenhower—and that could mean the difference between war and peace. That’s why I’m voting for Ike.

We have another Presidential election rapidly bearing down upon us and I came across this exhibit I thought I would pass along.

SONG: Kennedy, Kennedy, Kennedy, Kennedy, Kennedy, Kennedy can, etc. Do you want a man for president who’s seasoned through and through, But not so doggoned seasoned that he won’t try something new? A man who’s old enough to know, and young enough to do? Well, it’s up to you, it’s up to you, it’s strictly up to you. Do you like a man who answers straight, a man who’s always there? Well, measure him against the others and when you compare, You’ll cast your vote for Kennedy and the change that’s overdue. So it’s up to you, it’s up to you, it’s strictly up to you. Yes, Kennedy, Kennedy, Kennedy, Kennedy, Kennedy, Kennedy can.

We have the benefit of looking back through history and comparing the predictions of these ads to the reality that followed – but in doing that, we arrive at a cautionary tale.

GROUP [singing]: There’s a change that’s come over America, a change that’s great to see. We’re living here in peace again, we're goin’ back to work again, it's better than it used to be. I’m feelin’ good about America, and I'm feelin’—
FORD: Today America enjoys the most precious gift of all. We are at peace.
ANNOUNCER: We’re at peace with the world and at peace with ourselves. America is smiling again. And a great many people believe that the leadership of this steady, dependable man can keep America happy and secure. We know we can depend on him to work to keep us strong at home. We know we can depend on him to work to ease tensions among the other nations of the world. We know we can depend on him to make peace his highest priority. Peace with freedom. Is there anything more important than that?

Basically, we are reminded we should put no more stock into the claims of many political ads than we should in ads for any other product we are besieged with on a daily basis.

MALE ANNOUNCER: 1982. Reaganomics sinks our country into the deepest recession and unemployment in fifty years. Now Ronald Reagan says the economy is moving up. It is: up on a mountain of debt and record Reagan deficits. More borrowing than all the other presidents in history combined. That'll drive interest rates up, slow the economy down, and then —
ANNOUNCER + title: If you’re thinking of voting for Ronald Reagan in 1984... Think of what will happen in 1985.

Ads are ads, and whether it’s soap or cereal or a candidate for office... everything should be taken with a grain of salt.

MAN: Even with two paychecks coming in, still there’s not a lot left, and less and less all the time.
WOMAN: I think that George Bush has forgotten about a good portion of us.
WOMAN:I find the health care costs are just outrageous.
MAN: George Bush has turned his back on the health care needs of the American people.
MAN: People of Wisconsin cannot afford another four years of Bush.
WOMAN: It definitely is time for a change in America.
MAN: Bill Clinton is definitely our hope for the future.

This exhibit is up on the Museum of the Moving Image site. It’s title The Living Room Candidate - Presidential Campaign Commercials 1952-2004 and really is worth taken a long look through when you have the time.

Oct 23, 2007

Everyone gets their fifteen minutes.

Now with YouTube and webcams, we all get or fifteen minutes of fame. As an example, I give you the following – mind you in both instances we are talking about first over 300k hits:



and then over 100k hits:



But, the question is after you’ve made yourself a YouTube star will the rest of life really match up to your fifteen minutes of fame or will you wind up like one of those child actors they do TV specials about?

Oct 22, 2007

Terror filled Mondays.

Today’s entry in terror filled Mondays is notable for some of the people in the cast.

This movie featured one of the first screen roles of a very young Patty Duke. It also had a future Catwoman in the female lead in the person of Lee Meriwether. Finally rounding out the cast were Robert Lansing who was a fixture on TV throughout the 60’s and 70’s (you may remember the square face and the bushy eyebrows) and Robert Strauss certainly one of film and TV’s most memorable character actors.


Brilliant but irresponsible scientist Tony Nelson develops an amplifier that allows any object to achieve a 4th dimensional state. While in this state that object can pass freely through any other object. Currently unemployed after burning down a college lab, Tony seeks out his brother Scott, a researcher working on a material called Cargonite that is so dense as to be impenetrable, with his experiment. Scott is underpaid and under appreciated at his job but doesn’t have the drive to challenge his employer for greater recognition. When his girlfriend falls for Tony an enraged Scott steals Tony’s experiment and starts playing with it eventually sending himself into a 4th dimensional state.

The 4D Man is one of those quieter movies of the 50’s in that a lot of the drama happens on a personal level framed against the dynamic of a sibling relationship. The other interesting thing about the film is it’s link to the horror/sci-fi classic The Blob. Finally as part of its unique trifecta is the fact the movie was filmed by a minister!

...turning out quality 35mm inspirational short subjects from the makeshift Valley Forge Studios. Its leader was a minister named Irvin S. Yeaworth, Jr., an idealistic and charismatic man committed to spreading his beliefs via film, and his dedicated religious moviemakers had persevered through all kinds of deprivations.

Oct 18, 2007

Video Vault Thursdays!

Look, you know you want it!

I want it to!

What’s that?

Oct 17, 2007

If you want to see good scifi...

I hate being sick! This past week and a half has been no exception but, I see a light at the end of the tunnel (as I hack up lougies). I can’t wait to get rid of this nasty bug!

On the good side though, I spent the time this past weekend alternating between naps and watching a couple of DVDs that had come in through NetFlix. Specifically I got the first three DVDs of Doctor Who series 1 – by series 1, I’m talking about the newest version by BBC Wales and Russell T. Davies. I’ve been watching the show as it has been broadcast on SciFi and it’s just incredible.

Unfortunately, I don’t think SciFi has been broadcasting the Christmas specials (but I could be wrong about that). Anyway, over the next few weeks I am going to be going through the last three seasons again - somewhat inspirational. If for any reason you haven’t seen the new series, I can at least point you to two of the three parter that ended the current season and you can decide for yourself.

I was just watching them and they are just so well done! I can’t wait for the next season! Take a look for yourself:

The Sound of Drums:



Last of the Timelords:



Of course, look under related to find the additional parts in sequence.

If you want to see the first part, it doesn’t quite seem complete with it starting on Part Two but you’re more than welcome to check it out:

Utopia:

Oct 15, 2007

Terror filled Mondays.

Today’s movie is one of my all-time favorites! Growing up, I know this was a movie I saw more than once and with good reason because it was just that good - or at least it was to me at the time.

Written by Robb White, and starring Vincent Price as eccentric millionaire Fredrick Loren. Loren and his fourth wife, Annabelle, have invited five people to the house for a “Haunted House” party. Whoever stays in the house for one night will earn ten thousand dollars. As the night progresses, all the guests are trapped inside the house with ghosts, murderers, and other terrors.




I think this was the first movie I can remember Vincent Price making a big impression on me although at the point Price appeared in HoHH he was already well-established in Hollywood. I would always delight later on in seeing Price early on in the classic Laura. Speaking of which if you haven’t seen Laura you should seek it out.

Among the cast in the original House on Haunted Hill, was a very young Richard Long. Long was better known to me at the time as the dad on Nanny and the Professor (where he shared screen time with Paris Hilton’s aunt Kim Richards who played his daughter). Consequently, Long popping up in a horror movie was a little incongruous with the image I had of him at the time.

Better still, the cast was rounded out by the immortal Elisha Cook Jr. At this point, you might be saying ELISHA WHO!?!?

Cook may be better remembered as Sydney Greenstreet’s lackey Wilmer in the defining film noir flick The Maltese Falcon or even from his recurring role on Magnum PI in the eighties. Cook had a long career in both television and film usually playing tough guys or bad guys.

Today’s entry into Terror filled Mondays is even more special because not only can I offer up the movie poster but, if you have the time (and the bandwidth), you can actually the film I’ve been talking about - click through for one of William Castle’s best - The House on Haunted Hill:

The things you miss out on.

Being a Mac user there is a whole world of the computing experience you miss out on. Case in point, I never knew about ‘Clippy’ because he’s a PC-only experience. So, I had never seen the campaign promoting Office XP (ummm... is that really the way you want to spend shareholders’ dollars Microsoft?).







Nor had I seen the more humorous takes on the same subject:

Oct 14, 2007

Good riffs don’t die!

They just get recycled into new hits. Case in point, take a look at this video from the dark ages of 1978!



A riff that got recycled almost 30 years later as a hit for an Australian band the Rogue Traders who cut a decent record but made a crappy video:

Are you a bigot?

I was looking around for some info for another post I was working on when I came across an article about multicultural versus unicultural – essentially bigotry. We live in a politically correct society today but, I wonder sometimes if it doesn’t mean that things have just been pushed farther beneath the surface. It’s something I always worry about within myself, the tendency towards close-mindedness or bigotry. I think these are easier habits for people to fall into than most of us would like to admit and in looking at one of the articles I came across this online Harvard study you can take:

Featured Task: Multicultural vs. Unicultural IAT
It is well known that people don’t always ‘speak their minds,’ and it is suspected that people don’t always ‘know their minds.’ Understanding such divergences is important to scientific psychology. This web site presents a method that demonstrates the conscious-unconscious divergences much more convincingly than has been possible with previous methods. This new method is called the Implicit Association Test, or IAT for short.

We will ask you (optionally) to report your attitudes toward or beliefs about these topics, and provide some general information about yourself. These demonstrations should be more valuable if you have also tried to describe your self-understanding of the characteristic that the IAT is designed to measure. Also, a variety of factors may influence your IAT performance. The score is provided for entertainment purposes only.

I was lucky I guess, because I scored okay but, I still think it’s something I need to be aware of and continually fight against. I’m not holding it out as a matter of me being better than anyone else because I’m far from it but, it does force you to confront some uneasy questions about yourself, check it out.


Just because you can do something,
doesn’t mean you should do it.


I found this awhile back and never got a chance to post it but it is just hilarious. This is from Jim Florentine’s site where there is an abundance of funny things available to listen and watch. Truthfully this video made me think of a particular person but, it really is hilarious.

All you can eat buffet.
If it all sounds oh-so-familiar!

So, I was going through the draft queue to try and clean up all the unfinished entries in there when I came across this unfinished gem from last October. What is really, really great about it is that I linked to an article in the post. You can see part of it and it’s from October ’06 but the really funny thing is, when I clicked through on the link it took me to the current article on Joe Torre’s fate! Makes me wonder if they don’t have a whole library of these things pre-written!

What have you done for me lately? dated 10/08/06

That didn’t take long now, did it?

The Yankees lost the series to the Tigers yesterday and in less than 24 hours the stories are out:

Yankees manager Joe Torre likely will be fired and replaced by Lou Piniella following another early exit from the playoffs, the New York Daily News reported Sunday.

According to sources the Daily News did not identify, Torre is expected to be fired unless he resigns first — or team officials can talk owner George Steinbrenner out of making the move.


BWAH HA HA!


Torre has managed to get the team to the playoffs in each of the 11 years he has managed but, in Yankeeland it’s not just getting to the playoffs that are considered a measure of success. No, for the Yankees (and their fans) to derive any enjoyment they have to win it all if only so to lord over the fans of all the other teams.

Let’s look at it this way: there are 30 major league baseball teams. Of those 30 teams, only 8 get a chance to make it to the playoffs, 4 from each league. It’s not an easy thing to do and the Yankees have managed to do it year in and year out for over a decade!

Believe me, that’s no small feat! I was a big fan of the Yankees from ’83 to ’95 and during that time they made it to the playoffs once. ONCE! In twelve years! Over the last 11 years they’ve played in the playoffs each and every year! I think if you asked the fans in Tampa Bay, Pittsburgh, Milwaukee, Colorado, Kansas City or Baltimore if they would be happy if their teams made it to the playoffs, even if they were knocked out before or in the World Series they wouldn’t be ecstatic but, at the very least they would derive some measure of satisfaction from their teams success.

Not the Yankees.

And, this is why I stopped being a Yankee fan (that and the fact that going to games at the stadium once the team started to get better became a really obnoxious experience).

I’m sorry for the Yankees and I’m sorry for their fans too. The fact that the organization is upset because outspending all the other major league teams is in no way a guarantee of winning it all may be a big disappointment. It also is the reason why they’ll be an extensive pogrom during the off-season to find the guilty parties and hold them accountable.

It’s been said in the past, rooting for the Yankees was akin to rooting for General Motors. Well, I think this season proved that adage as both organizations were stricken by bad management, wasteful spending.


Well at the very least I got something out of the drafts queue!

Oct 12, 2007

More on New York’s secret past.

I came across another article on the area, really fascinating stuff considering what the area looks like today:
Far from being a desirable destination, the Far West Village, as it was known back then, was unknown territory to most New Yorkers except for butchers, neighborhood residents, and the select group of queer and kinky people who roamed the streets and filled the clubs there in the late-night hours and staggered home in the early morning as the sun was rising and most New Yorkers were heading off to work. During the day, strongmen dragged animal carcasses through the garbage-filled streets. It was a site reserved only for those with strong stomachs, given the stench of dead flesh and rotting trash that characterized the area.
Hammering down the Anvil!

Before we build.


Back in the olden days, the dark ages before there were desktop computers, email and cellphones, I lived another life. A life so radically different from the one I lead today it seems as if it was another person who experienced it.

Those were the days when I wrangled the yellow beast through the concrete canyons of the city. Today with things like the internet, people romanticize the whole cab driving experience (see Melissa Plaut’s New York Hack blog to see what I’m talking about) but, it’s not something I find altogether romantic.

Taxi-driving then as now, was a difficult job. The difference back then is that for the entirety of your shift you were cut off from the rest of your life. You didn’t have a cell phone (or even a two way radio) so, keeping in touch with people meant finding a pay phone and stopping. Parking was no easier to find then than it is now and constantly pumping change into a pay phone isn’t really conducive to long conversations. Plus it’s not like you could give out a number of a pay phone you knew you were going to be by at a particular time.

So, back then it was a different life.

This past weekend I was down in what was once known as the meat packing district. The area is still called the meat packing district but, it is so far removed from that the name doesn’t fit anymore. I took the picture above, late in the afternoon, of a building being demolished on 14th and 10th Avenue. This holdout is one of the last buildings to go under the wrecking ball and the transformation into something else more in line with the new character of the area.

But, I remember other days...

There’s something funny about that too, because today all the things that this cast off neighborhood offered up have become mainstream!

See, this neighborhood back then was off on the edge of the city, mostly industrial and because of that there were a certain number of establishments that gravitated there. Places that wanted to operate underneath the radar so to speak. I remember the neighborhood so well because in those wee hours of the morning when fares were scarce, this was the area you’d make your way over to. Taxi driving can be a bit like fishing at times and you always want to put your line in where the fish are biting. Late at night after most of the bars had closed down, during the week when the majority of people had long since gone home so they could get up for work, there was a whole other group of people leading very different lives. This was when New York had a true underground.

Chelsea Piers has been up and operating for a long time now but, I still vividly remember the gay bars on West Street that were overflowing on weekends. Places with names like The Glory Hole. There were straight nightclubs, gay bars and sex clubs all within blocks of one and other. Seedy motels where a room could be let for enough time to have a quickie. Hookers of every variety, women, men and men dressed as women calling out to passing cars and pedestrians.

It was nasty, I’m not saying these were days that should be glorified but, looking around today it’s hard to imagine a city like that even existed. I found an article that talked a little about it to which you can read here:

What had been a vacated industrial wasteland to most people — and a sexual playground for society’s outcasts — is now the trendiest place to live. Before it’s too late, we need to document the nightlife that once made this a vivid destination.

Oct 11, 2007

Video Vault Thursdays!

So, Warren Ellis had an old PiL video up and it gave me the impetus to go nosing around on YouTube just to see what I could find. These searches are a bit organic, one thing leads to another and I found this old ditty that was a favorite and I thought I would share:



*further note! - I guess they’re rooting this stuff out so I’ve posted a live performance by Lene Lovich of the song although it doesn’t have the charm of the video the song is still kick ass.

*note - so, I put the link up earlier today and then it got bounced via YouTube because as they put it, it violated a copyright claim by Viacom. Now I was able to go back and find it but, what I don’t understand and what makes absolutely no sense to me is this: it’s something from almost 20 years ago that saw regular rotation on music video channels. This is not a pay site, there is no money being made off of the display of the video and if anything it would remind people what a great tune this is and hopefully they’ll go out and buy it. I think the phrase that would apply under these circumstances is ‘free advertising?’ No one is going to seek out a song they’ve never heard or haven’t heard in a lonng, long time so aside from the artist - who do they think they’re hurting?
Idle musings on baseball.

Big news around New York has been the Yankee fade to the Cleveland Indians in the Division Series. So much so that there has been talk about Joe Torre being fired for the team’s performance. In my mind though, this is probably one of the best managing jobs Torre has done in his 12 years with the Yankees. He basically took a team everyone had written off for dead back in June and got them to the wildcard! Hell, they were even in contention for the division crown until very late in the season!

So, it is somewhat ironic Torre is being called out for the ’07 Yankees.

Let‘s talk about a couple of things relating to that though...

First off, has it occurred to anyone that the Mets decision to retain Willie Randolph had as much to do with keeping him from managing the Yankees in ’08 while the Mets were paying him? It was no secret around New York that Joe Torre’s job was very much in jeopardy if the Yankees didn’t win it all this year. Wouldn’t Willie have made a very logical choice to replace Torre given the thought that Mattingly was not yet ready for the job?

Speaking of Torre, one thing you hear about is how the Yankees are going to get rid of him. Now, Torre is admittedly the highest paid manager in all of baseball with a 2007 salary of $7.5 million and one has to wonder at times given the vast resources at any Yankee managers disposal if a manager who made only $1 million or less couldn’t get at least comparable results. So, the question becomes if it is important for the Yankees to send a message and if in fact Joe Torre does want to stay with the Yankees, why not a pay cut? Maybe if they were to reup Torre, why not give him an incentive laden contract akin to what a player would get?

Just curious.

Meanwhile, in regard to free agents...

Why do I shudder when I think of Mariano Rivera in a Braves uniform? Better still why do I think the Red Sox would make a big push for Rivera (if only as an eighth inning guy)? Those are just two of the teams I’m thinking of right off the bat although the Phillies, Orioles, Blue Jays and even the Mets should be interested.

Speaking of the Mets being interested in a Yankee free agent, is there any way you don’t see the Mets making a big push for Jorge Posada?

A-Rod? C’mon if not Chicago, there are a host of other teams - the Angels, the Dodgers, the Red Sox who would love to have him.

Oct 9, 2007

Sunday, bloody Sunday.

Back on August 3rd I started writing this incomplete entry, I started writing the rest on Sunday:
How you liking me now?
Roger Clemens was booed off the mound Thursday after he allowed eight runs and nine hits in the second inning of the Yankees’ game against the Chicago White Sox.

Only three of the runs were earned. Second baseman Robinson Cano mishandled Jerry Owens’ grounder near the bag with one out, and Clemens threw out Darin Erstad at the plate on Alex Cintron’s dribbler, but the next four batters all got hits off Clemens before manager Joe Torre replaced him.

Somehow, when the Yankees signed the Rocket, I don’t think they imagined him giving up moonshots to opposing players. Since coming up to face the juggernaut that is this year’s Pittsburgh Pirates team and winning his inaugural game of the ’07 season, the Rocket has won two additional games in 11 starts and the team has won one more game that Roger has started making the Yankees record 4 wins and 8 losses in games where the Rocket was on the mound.

Tomorrow is the Rocket’s birthday and he’ll be 45. I guess it’s hard to expect much more from a pitcher at that point in his career. Thing is, the Rocket is baseball’s highest paid player and his pro-rated salary equates to slightly more than what the Yankees are paying Alex Rodriquez. I keep hearing Yankee broadcasters kill the recently demoted Kei Igawa but the funny thing is that the Yankees have a record of 7 and 5 in the games Igawa has appeared in.


As things have turned out, the entire Yankee season is on the line with tomorrow’s game against Cleveland. The Yankees have an alarming 8 and 10 record in the games 45-year-old Clemens has started. Clemens made 17 starts for the Yankees this season ending up with a mediocre 6 and 6 record and a very pedestrian 4.18 era. Hardly the stuff of stoppers and a big dropoff from his 18 and 4 record he had in his last Cy Young season just three short years ago.

Pitchers are funny in a way because sometimes a pitcher’s skills can slowly diminish over the course of time while others the process can happen seemingly overnight. As Clemens takes the mound tomorrow, I have to wonder how secure the Yankee fan feels betting their future on the arm of ‘The Rocket.’

Normally, when the highest paid pitcher in baseball takes the mound for any team it would be a no brainer but, in Yankeeland things don’t operate on a normal scale. Yankeeland is akin to the Bizarro World of baseball where mistakes can be covered over by signing a 45-year-old pitcher for just over $263,636 an inning.




Now that was where I had gotten to on Sunday and then that evening the Rocket went out and pitched three mediocre innings. So, the question for all the Yankee fans on the day after the season ended is this: was he worth it?
Clemens will cost the Yankees $26.1 million this year - his salary of $18.7 million plus a $7.5 million tax the team will pay MLB for exceeding a certain salary threshold, the so-called luxury tax. Gennaro estimates that Clemens will add six wins to the team. The model is based on the assumption Clemens will perform as he has in the recent past - an admittedly iffy proposition for a soon-to-be 45-year-old pitcher.

Looking back on the season, did bringing Roger Clemens back for a shortened period really make that much of a difference? Was he worth all that money? I’m just curious (more of me being Devil’s Advocate here) because that amazing excess that the Yankees showed cost them nearly half of what three of the four playoff teams spent in total payroll!

Cleveland Indians
$61,673,267
Colorado Rockies
$54,424,000
Arizona Diamondbacks
$52,067,546